Me: (calling a certain cellphone number)
Me: Happy Birthday ****!
Him: Yeah, right, happy birthday to me!
[small talk about his brother leaving and our office transfer]
Me: Hey, my office is so close to your office now! Let's have coffee sometime.
Him: Yeah, sure, hey, gotta go.
Why is he so scared of having effing coffee (see-ho-hef-hef-hee-hee) with me???