keanu gets married!

I can't believe how many times (eight and counting!) that I've received this email in some form or another. Anyway the basic story is here in JoBlo.com, reporting that dearie Keanu married Alan Cumming (yes, X-Men's Nightcrawler and creepy roles like the slimy guy in Circle of Friends) in gay rites in Massachusetts. At least when JoBlo does an April Fool prank, it really gets done! So guys... that's what it is, okay? An April Fool's thing. Although that doesn't really mean squat with regards to muy guapo Keanu's sexual preference...